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Not sure if this is the bra, or just a very nice portrait.

Slovenia-based Lisca lingerie’s Smart Memory Bra alters its shape pushing a woman’s breasts closer together when she gets flushed after seeing someone attractive.

More details on this important news announcement:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/lifestyle/2420021/Bra-boosts-cleavage-when-aroused

A man who tried to cool out his hyper cat by stuffing her into a boxlike homemade bong faces cruelty charges. The owner told cops 6-month-old Shadow was hyper and he was trying to calm her down.

Shadow was timid but in good condition Monday at the Capital Humane Society. “What the human mind doesn’t invent, huh?” executive director Bob Downey said.

No word if the cat has the munchies.

via Cat Stuffed Into Bong To Chill Out, Owner Faces Charges.

More here:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/03/cat-stuffed-into-bong-to-_n_171423.html

According to Salon, Obabma is a closet Spock, confirmed by Leonard Nimoy.

Leonard Nimoy recalled a recent encounter with a fan.

“About a year and a half ago, I was at a political event. One of our current campaigners for the office of president of the United States saw me — and as he approached, he gave me the Vulcan hand signal.” You can practically hear Nimoy’s eyebrow raise. “It was not John McCain.”

http://www.salon.com/ent/feature/2009/05/07/obama_spock/index1.html

There have been no U.S swine flu fatalities so far, but since January more than 13,000 people have died of complications from seasonal flu.
http://www.upi.com/Health_News/2009/04/28/US-seasonal-flu-kills-13000-since-Jan/UPI-64801240974841/

People dying of Swine Flu? Noe so far in the U.S, Australia, or NZ.

According to The Telegraph, the soldiers mooned the Navy crew – now I’m not sure if they just dropped their pants or went all the way. As more information is made available, I’ll keep you updated with this important piece of news.

In what a Pentagon official described as a “bizarre” incident, Chinese crew members on board one vessel bared their bottoms after the USNS Impeccable had sprayed them with hoses.

via Chinese ships ‘harass’ unarmed US navy vessel – Telegraph.

The Chinese have responded to the US allegations of harassment, saying it is the US that is harassing them by conducting illegal surveying in China’s special economic zone, AND it suggests the U.S. “do more things beneficial to the stable development of China-U.S. relations. “
Reuters Article

I think the U.S should be careful if they don’t want China to increase their interest rate.

In addition, here are some more details not shed some light on the matter:

The Impeccable did not carry large-caliber weapons and was operated by civilians for the Military Sealift Command, Pentagon officials said.

The surveillance mission, focused on undersea warfare, may be of particular interest to the Chinese military, which has invested heavily in a new fleet of diesel-powered attack submarines.

Pentagon officials say that while the diesel variety is not as potent as the Navy’s nuclear fast-attack submarines, the submarines are cheaper and can be purchased in greater numbers, giving the Chinese the potential to overwhelm American defenses at sea.

Address : <http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/10/washington/10military.html?_r=2&ref=world>

Peter Brookes
Address : http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/cartoon/